i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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