did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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