Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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