There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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