Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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