We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm like, not good at living.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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