just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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