I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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