She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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