can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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