why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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