I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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