I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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