Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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