My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
then he tried to convert me to islam
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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