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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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