I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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