You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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