Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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