oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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