FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
