Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
