This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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