So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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