I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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