From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
