whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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