sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I am never drinking with the goths again.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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