My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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