so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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