WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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