I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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