Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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