Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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