Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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