I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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