I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
wow bdsm is so cute
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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