Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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