I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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