"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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