it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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