ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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