Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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