Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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