I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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