we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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