Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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