I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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