I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
A+ Viking dick
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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