I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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